You Just Have to Hit Play

You won’t be sorry.

*Disclaimer — it may not be safe for work or children, even though it’s censored.

• Alicia July 17, 2008

  I *bleep* the candles on the shelf. When I’m alone I *bleep* myself…
  Classic Count, heehee
• ed July 18, 2008

  I *bleep* slowly slowly slowly getting faster… once I start *bleep*ing it’s really hard to stop… faster faster it is so exciting I could *bleep* forever *bleep* until I drop
• mattw July 18, 2008

  Vampires made of felt are total pervs.
• Vince July 18, 2008

  Hahahahahahaha!!
• Nathan July 18, 2008

  I love that it’s set to Klezmer music…which is totally appropriate since we can assume The Count is Romanian!
• Dez July 22, 2008

  Hilarious! It reminds me of an old George Carlin routine in which Carlin asks us to replace the word “kill” with the word “f**k” in all of those old movie cliches… for example…

  Gunslinger in wild West, high-noon showdown:
  “I’m gonna kill you, Sheriff… but I’m gonna kill you slow!”
  becomes
  “I’m gonna f**k you, Sheriff… but I’m gonna f**k you slow!”