CNN Offering T-Shirts From Headlines


This is almost as bad as FOX’s blunder with Michelle Obama last week. Let’s take serious news, twist the headline and then sell it as a shirt with our branding. Seriously, what is going on in the heads of marketing over there?

Who wants a t-shirt that says, ” Clerk plans to marry same-sex partner?” or ” Furor erupts over guns in national parks!” I’m not kidding here, if you go to the news site and click on the little shirt icon next to the video camera, you can make yourself a t-shirt.

It’d be nice if you could alter a headline to say, “CNN has no class!”

Furthermore, who’s the lucky soul who chooses the headlines? Will they get raunchy and more ‘tongue-in-cheek’ as time progresses as some asshat buys the merchandise? Why can’t it all be equal opportunity either? “Police shoot man beating to death toddler” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Give me a fucking break will you please? This type of money making scheme would maybe work on “The Daily Show” or “The Onion”, but CNN? I’m officially cutting myself off from reading/watching news in all formats.

Someone please tell me when the world starts to end, cause I’m not going to know about it.

5 thoughts on “CNN Offering T-Shirts From Headlines

  1. Just to play devil’s advocate here, I can see why someone might want a t-shirt with the headline “Giant’s Win the Pennant” or “Dewey Defeats Truman” or “Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Contest”

    If it’s a big event in which someone is personally invested, they might want a t-shirt memorializing the deal.

    I mean really, wouldn’t you want a “Dewey Defeats Truman” t-shirt?

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